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6.02.2002
My arch nemesis, The Angsty Penguin, has wasted away his frivolous little life answering personality tests.
Damn him for having all the fun.
Here Goes:
Everyone loves cross dressing English funny man Eddie Izzard. Which begs the question:
Which Izzard Are You?  Slut Izzard: You'll crawl into any duvet any time of the day. You get to shag everyone, and wear all their clothes. You're concerned with appearances, whether anyone will shag you, or whether you'll shag anyone else. Rejoice!! For you are a fashion queen. Well, it seems, I'm fun, but frivolous. Time for some self imposed political import by America's famous funny man, Tricky Dick! Which Nixon Are You?  1970's Nixon: To you, life is one big conspiracy. You think everyone's out to get you - and you might actually be right! You get other people to do your dirty work for you, and then deny everything when it all comes back to you. Sure, your life is successful but that deep, dark secret you've always kept hidden is on its way to bringing you down. I SEE ALL! So far, we've established I'm a paranoid slut. What next, you ask? I turn to geekdom to find out: Which Star Trek:Enterprise Character Are You?  Porthos, the Space Beagle:You're cute as a button and everyone's favorite, despite that nasty habit of marking alien trees. You're most often seen begging for cheese while Archer recites a monologue to you. A cute paranoid slut, it seems. But if I turn to Trek for self knowledge, I should also see what The Force has to say. Which Episode II Character are You?  Senator Palpatine: First acquaintances do not see you for who you really are. You have a great power inside you, and are already beginning to manipulate those around you. You cannot stand do-gooders and are plotting against everybody to finally get what it is that you want. Power. In order to gain power, you need someone strong and intelligent - and there is one.... I'm a power-hungry, cute and paranoid slut! Surely, being Palpatine is a fluke. Only one way to tell. What Type of Villain are You?  Supervillain Damn. Well, let's see- I'm a cute, power-hungry, really really evil paranoid slut. This really only leaves one question left (although does it really need to be asked?) Who's Your Inner Buffy Bad Boy?  I'm Spike! A cute, power-hungry, really really evil, paranoid slut who gets to sleep with Buffy! Yeah, that sounds about right. :-) Get Buffy on DVD!  
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