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9.25.2002
Happy Birthday MO!
Today is MO-Day. No, not Monday, and no, we are not celebrating that perky and lovable WB heroine, Moesha, either; today we celebrate MO! MO, for all you lurkers out there in Cyberland is my brother. Today, MO is 21. Of course, for MO, this day is just the high point of what is a three month global celebration of MO. The Queen's Royal Jubilee has nothing on my brother's penchant for self-celebration and I say, "Amen!" to that. Why shouldn't we make a big deal about birthdays? America, it is high time to be a little more like MO! Do not meekly mention that you're a year older to your co-workers as you pack up for the day. Screw 'quiet, intimate dinners'. Be like MO, America. MO says that on your birthday, the world is your slave. Order your boss to bring you your coffee! Tell the policeman to give himself a ticket! Set off fireworks in the afternoon! Why?
Because it's your birthday.
If you still don't feel comfortable about celebrating your birthday, I reccomend an even better alternative: Celebrate MO's. That's right. Turn to the person next to you and wish them a happy MO-day. Hit them when they ask you what MO-Day is. Why? I dunno, but it's all very MO.
By the way, MO hates being called MO, but that's his name and even though it's his birthday, I'm going to call him MO.
Happy 21st MO! Now you can go drink in classy bars that I.D., gamble away your money and pay to see hot naked chicks in action. Who could ask for anything MO?
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