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9.15.2002
Recipe-O-Rama!
From Japhy's Kitchen to your own, scrumtious home-made treats that swat Martha Stewart on her big fat matriarchial bottom.
Green Deviled Eggs with Ham
Sure to delight little children and nostalgic Gen-X hipsters alike, this Seussian concotion will be a bigger hit than your neighbors' Thai duck confit at the next potluck, winning you friends and admirers, while Mr. Gourmet Fancy Pants stands in the corner like a sour Grinch. A true classic, reinvented.
Items Needed: (for 12 Green Deviled Eggs)
6 hard boiled Eggs (large)
3 tablespoons mayonnaise or salad dressing
1/2 avocado, mashed
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon finely chopped cilantro
1/4 teaspoon hot sauce (or to taste)
1 teaspoon lime juice
salt & pepper to taste
finely diced ham (optional)
Preparations:
If you want to make it seem
That your deviled eggs are green
First take the eggs and put them in a pot.
Then cover them with water and boil till they're hot hot hot.
Then lower the heat
down down down
till the second hand on yr clock's gone 12 times around!
Now, hurry hurry
my rascally fellow
and chill those egss so that
their yolks stay shiny and yellow!
This next step's so easy
It should cause you no strife
Take the egg out of its eggshell
and halve it lengthwise with a knife!
Now I know what you're thinking
'All this work's taking its toll!'
But take a spoon and sink it in
Put those yolks in a bowl.
This is the time, when you can be rash
Throw the remaining ingredients in and mash
mash mash
mash
Might I distract you
with my manly calves?
See, while you were looking
I took the yolk mixture and
spooned in the egg halves!
This may seem the end
for any Dick,
Harry,
and
Pam,
but to make this dish perfect
sprinkle our eggies with ham!
Somehow we survived
all this rhyming and jive
all so we can eat a baby chicken
before it's even alive
but at least we know now
that our author is through
and we can all munch
chat, chat more
and chew.
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