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12.10.2002
Please Please Forgive Me I'm three days behind on the Advent series. I had an awful stomach virus from a slightly overripe chicken salad sandwich, so I'm just catching up. By tommorow afternoon, we should be back on track. By the way, when they arrive, they're going to be dated by the days they should have appeared, so look below. Till then, here's a proverbial bone to keep you satisfied: Mister Secrets Mister Secrets walked on downtown, not knowing his heart, but holding my hand- and when I'd try to sleep, he'd poke my head with tiny matchstick fingers and whisper mister secrets in my ear. Mister Secrets woke me up from all the nightmares of loveless lovers and held me close when I tried to run away into snowdrifts, rainclouds and nightclubs, but Mister Secrets kept his secrets even when he'd had me whole. Mister Secrets, you love me too much! I catch it in your eyes, your lips, in the letters you write, that you write only to yourself, in your 128-bit encrypted hard drive. Mister Secrets, I am so mean to you! Mister Secrets, your love for me makes no sense! Mister Secrets fell out of love and really, I don't know why. Maybe Mister Secret's secret is that his love is just a lie. Mister Secret's secret love is not he, nor you, nor I; Mister Secret's secret love is secrets kept from him, from us: goodbye. ---- Yes, I listen to too much Alanis. Don't we all? Make your own Alanis song, courtesy of the Brunching Shuttlecocks.




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