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2.19.2003
Be a Pimp!
Oh sure- unemployment in New York remains a real problem. We're all going to end up on food stamps and we're spending our free cash on duct tape. What's a New Yorker to do? Why, turn to crime, of course. Though if it's a crime to offer the sweet sweet services of my ho's to fine gentlemen, then in my opinion, the terrorists have already won.
Introducing another way to waste your time on the web: Bordello Battles. A multiplayer game along the lines of "Drug Wars", Bordello lets you take on the role of a pimp. Sell your girls, keep them clean with condoms, improve your house and give that flat chested dame a boob job while racking up cash and attacking the competition. Best of all, there's gangs to join. Mine is called "The Bitch Slappers" and if you want to join, just enter that name in the Join Gang section. The tag is TBS, btw. To boot, all this nasty ho-slappin' fun is free! Let's see which Japhyjunket reader can make the most coins by putting out some fine honeyliscious booty! Those who find an entertainment game who's entire premise is the exploitation of women, revolting and sexist, need not apply. Personally, I hope they add man-whore's soon to even the playa's field.
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