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9.24.2003
My Dearest Jill-
Miss Quinn, it has been far to long since I have touched your ivory face or gazed upon your sun-wheat hair. As I think of you, somewhere past the gull cry, I find myself asking, "Why oh why did you go and become a pirate?!?!" Pirates are horrible bloodthirsty scavengers of the sea! You were fair and kind and now you probably have a peg leg and a crew of deserters and chinamen. Well, I'm resigned to your fate- that's why I found you this: Dave Egger's Pirate Store. They say it's the best around for "your kind". In San Francisco, obviously, but they'll ship to wherever the Aolians take you, my dear, dear, much missed she-pirate.
Eternally Landlocked,
Japhy
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