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7.16.2004
Winning By Chocolate   Somehow, somewhere, I wound up on George W.'s mailing list.  I just received an email from our dear sweet first lady, Laura, asking me to volunteer for her husband's campaign. The cynic cries, what's the incentive?  Well, dear reader, I don't know about you, but Laura's offer of her recipie for Oatmeal Chocolate Chunk Cookies has swayed this citizen's mind.  Of course, she wants you to vote for them in the Family Circle election year cook-off, so um...she's a self-serving bitch. Still, Oatmeal Chocolate Chunk is far more tempting then Theresa Heinz Kerry's artsy-fartsy Pumpkin Spice CookiesVote for your choice now.  The winner has determined the fate of the presidential election THREE TIMES!




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