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8.09.2004
Silverbacks of the (Hollywood) Jungle
Tom Cruise: America's alpha male dons a silver mane and growls a lot in 'Collateral'. Defamer strikes again, because there is no such thing as TOO MANY Tommy Cruise jokes.
Fay Wray: The 96 year old former lover of King Kong is dead. More importantly, she refused to have a cameo in the upcoming Peter Jackson remake. She'll never work in this town again
Koko: The talking gorilla (not the NYC drag queen) has a toothache.
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