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8.13.2003
See Me. Feel Me. Touch Me. Buy Me.
Like Tommy, I'm a kid in need
Hi there folks. Bad news. My Clie, which I love and adore, which stores all my phone numbers, ideas and notes, has been lost. You have no idea how I've looked all around for it. It's my own fault, I'll admit it- I was in such a rush to get to the orphanage to help out those poor little tykes, that I must have left it lying in my gym locker. So now, I'm without it and I'm sad. You don't want Japhy to be sad, do you? The Clie is a mere $300.00. Rather than wasting your money on the homeless and the destitute, donate whatever you can to the Get Japhy His Clie Back Fund. No amount is too small. In exchange, all donors will receive a poem written especially for them, by Japhy.
Japhjunket has always been free. Think of all the joy and insight it has brought you over the years. Think about the cultural cache you have earned by being able to name drop me at society parties. Being a writer is a sad, lonely profession. My Clie was a small glimmer of sunshine slicing its way into the murky gloom of my heart. Won't you help me get it back?
Together, we can make me happy.
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